BEAUTY COSMETICS MAKEUP REVIEWS FOR THE DISCERNING CONSUMER I used to write fanfiction; now I write reviews of various things, while struggling to plug away at an original novel. Tumblr (3.0; @hardlyfatal)http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/Claim: This rare formula has a centuries-old history of providing natural vitamin E and antioxidants...http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/post/20412655885http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/post/20412655885Tue, 03 Apr 2012 12:33:03 -0400Organixhairshampooconditioneroilargan oilMoroccancrapoladecentClaims: The usual gung-ho collection of adjectives: sleek, dramatic, effortless, &c...http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/post/19759395980http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/post/19759395980Thu, 22 Mar 2012 20:47:00 -0400NyxeyelinereyesbeautycosmeticsmakeupmediocreReview: I tell ya, I’m getting so tired of drugstore makeup. 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